May 23, 2012
I’m not gonna just stand there and let him suck my dick, yo. I ain’t a fuckin idiot.
Young men with neck tattoos
May 23, 2012
Get your hands off my black ass!
Young white man to young white woman
May 21, 2012
I’m like this even without medication.
Man laying on sidewalk to passersby
May 18, 2012
You haven’t tried it yet? Dude, it’s like apple juice with 8% alcohol. It’s fuckin sick!
Young man with white sunglasses
May 17, 2012
I’m gonna be at the beach all day tomorrow, just fucking.
Young man in Celtics jersey
May 9, 2012
Hopefully I can get some tank tops that do my tits justice.
Two women smoking cigarettes
May 9, 2012
She was passed out for six and a half hours and no one could wake her up. That’s what Heady Toppers’ll do to ya!
Young man sitting on skateboard
May 3, 2012 • 1 note

Best laid plans

Woman 1: Where ya been? Sam was in town last weekend and we got fuckin loaded!
Woman 2: I got locked up. Just got out.
Woman 1: Well, that was bad fuckin planning on your behalf.
May 1, 2012
You need to go to the valley of the poppy when you’re sad and angry at God but you can’t cry to your mommy or daddy anymore.
Woman to passing people
April 28, 2012
I couldn’t even get makeup on today. This is from last night. I look like such a slut right now.
Two young women with Urban Outfitter bags