Dude, I don’t want to. I can’t afford that. Besides, it’s over before you know it.
Young couple

I stopped talking to a lot of people because, you know, a lot of people say they’re your friend but when you really need them they all fucking ghost.
Couple sitting on bench

When you use words like “affirming,” “comforting,” and “nurturing,” I want to punch you right in your god damned face.
Man to woman

I said that’s a nice phone. He said it’s for sale. 35 bucks. I was like fuck yes. Put it in the box, caught a charge. How’m I supposed to know it’s stolen, right? 35 bucks.
Three young women

Shelburne Farms is pretty boring, but I’ll go out there for the cheese.
Three teens on a bench

Friends like these

GIRL 1: What would you do without me?
GIRL 2: Well, I'd still have a boyfriend, for one.
GIRL 1: Yeah.

I wish this kid would just fuckin sleep.
Two women smoking and pushing strollers

You can say up and down that you’re pregnant, all day long. But there’s a fuckin ton of dudes who’ll try and get out of it.
Two men walking briskly

I’m tellin you, bitch. If you take a 6 inch rusty nail and put it in a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke, that shit’ll be eaten up and gone in 24 hours. That’s my word.
Two men walking bikes

Does Burlington ever remind you of “The Wonder Years”?
Just before the fireworks