Well, I’m glad she’s breaking up with him. He’s a stupid grouch. And he’s still involved with Jolene.
Two women with yoga mats

Sure, she’s got a face tattoo, but it’s a classy one.
Two young men

You got a lotta holes, man.
Two men

And then I tell you and you’re just like, “Oh, well, she didn’t know I was married.” C’mon!
Woman yelling into cellphone

Wouldn’t you like to blow her dad, though? That shit would be funnier n hell. Tha tha tha a a a a fah fah fah fah fah feels guh guh guh good.
Man with no shirt on

I just got back from court. They wouldn’t let me see the judge. Again! How do you think I feel? I feel unwanted, that’s how I feel.
Man smoking

I was on holiday so of course I said to top it off.
Two women

I ain’t an idiot. I ain’t going up to no violent criminals and saying I’m a drug dealer or nothin’.
Three men

Hey Bobby, guess what? I cancelled the card, ordered a new one, a total pain. And then I opened up my purse and there it was, right on top. Someone should just shoot me now.
Woman in cellphone

Dude, I don’t want to. I can’t afford that. Besides, it’s over before you know it.
Young couple