Listen, don’t call me for a few days. I got a message that said I have insuffigant funds.
Two women smoking cigarettes

I told them, I said, “My pass is from 8:30 til 7:30. Anything past that, you gonna have to find someone else to do your shit.
Woman pushing stroller


At first you’re like, “Oh my god, it takes up too much space. What a waste.” But then, you remember that you get to eat all this waffle.
Young man eating waffle cone

It was totally messed up cause I had just come home from spring break when my dad told me about my mom and I totally couldn’t ask him for money right then.
Three young women wearing aviators and stretchy pants

Couple days before I left, two big fuckers, they jumped me, beat me down, beat the shit outta me. C.O. says to me, “Tomorrow’s your last day? We’re putting you in lockdown til you’re out.
Man to a group of younger men

If I can just get 30,000 signatures, they’ll have to dig up everything they put in.
Young man sitting on rock

You save that, Holly. Save that shit for your fuckin self, you goddamn whore.
Man walking away from woman

If you really wanna do it right, you gotta stab em here, and then here, then here, here, and then here, and then up and twist.
Three young men

It’s like having a shitty, shitty dad being a fucking dickhead to you.
Two young men